Funny Love Quotes

Just like one-way roads, one-way love is painful.
~ tree.cards

I looked deep into her beautiful dark eyes, she smiled and left the subway. I took 5 minutes to recover and tried again.
~ tree.cards

True love farts anywhere.
~ tree.cards

The love of my life smells like a fish, he must stop playing those games, it's all that I wish.
~ tree.cards

In most cases, love at first sight takes years to evolve.
~ tree.cards

We fell in love instantly, she offered to pay. I went for the bait, now she owns everyday.
~ tree.cards

When they were younger they would walk and chat in the park. Now, they walk in silence to the casino.
~ tree.cards

In the long-run, the key to keeping women satisfied is through delicious dishes.
~ tree.cards

Since the cost of romance is growing three times faster than inflation, I'm beginning to question it as a long-term investment.
~ tree.cards

The secret to online dating is the ability to apply advanced search queries and filter through lies.
~ tree.cards

On a first date, men should avoid leaving their phones in their jean pockets.
~ tree.cards

A hundred years ago, just one "I love you" per month via telephone was enough to sustain a relationship. Now, if you're averaging under 10 a day via text they'll send you to s shrink for being cold.
~ tree.cards

All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.
~ tree.cards

All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.
~ tree.cards