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Funny Friendship Quotes

. 5 min read . Written by Martin Dejnicki
Funny Friendship Quotes

1 in every 77 friendships are identical.
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Friends come in different shapes and sizes.
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Good friends often share the same taste in music.
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Some friends have a very big mouth.
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Occasionally, even the best of friends get into minor disputes.
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Some friendships are trickier to maneuver.
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Only the closest of friends share the same hair products.
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Some friendships are not by choice.
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Some friendships are fueled by attitude.
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Only the dearest of friends willingly share donkeys.
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Some friends will give you the blues.
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I don't need friends. I just need a rake.
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Some friendships are prehistoric.
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Among the most successful friendships is the combo between the silent type who listens like a monk and the professional speaker who vocally surpasses even the birds.
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We all begin life with zero friends. If we try really hard to royally mess up for the next 80 years, we have a decent shot at going full circle.
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Every group of friends has that one person who just knows how to dress really well.
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Some friendships are stressful.
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A lot of friendships begin over a common meal.
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Some friendships are sweeter than pumpkin pie.
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Many groups of friends follow a strict hierarchy.
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Some friendships will make your head spin.
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Effectively juggling friendships is a precision art.
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For some friends, excessive curiosity could be dangerous.
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Don't be too quick to judge a prospective friend. Take a closer look instead.
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Some friendships are simply not worth it.
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Beware of friends with baggage.
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Some friends are always ready to dance.
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Avoid friends with bad breath like the plague. Unless of course you don't mind smelling an ass all day.
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When friends yawn it means they're not listening.
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Dumb looks are contagious among friends.
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Don't forget to continuously remind your friends on how they could improve.
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Friends think alike.
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It's funny how we claim that we didn't see the road signs, yet we could spot a close friend from miles away.
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It's always easier to workout with a good friend.
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Some friends have the ability to blow your mind away.
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Some friends have a slightly different perspective.
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A fake friend will instantly become small when it's time to pay for the bill.
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Some friendships need to go.
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High maintenance friends are rarely worth more than pennies on the dollar. We recommend you simply cut your loses.
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There's no such thing as 'friendly' competition.
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True friends are always happy to share in the prize.
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A true friend will always support you when you're constipated.
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Sometimes, friends just can't look each other in the eyes.
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Dancing is the most important skill in the art of friendship.
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True friendships will take your breath away.
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Sometimes even a good friend will be filled with bull$&!%.
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Good friends never shy away from a friendly wager.
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Friends often put their heads together to a find a better solution.
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I always trust my friends recommendations when looking to buy a new laptop.
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I replaced all my friends with Siri.
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Some friends are nuts.
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Some friends are cuter than others.
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Avoid friends who cause migraines.
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No friend will ever be left out with the invention of the selfie stick.
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Some friends are a bit slow in adopting email.
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Recently, my friends got me hooked on the latest technologies. I really love how the Underwood Standard Typewriter focuses on typography at the core of its OS.
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Stop texting so much and just give your friends a call.
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A true friend will not judge your means of transportation.
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It's sad how most of us will have more cell phones in our lifetime than friends.
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A few years ago our shared experiences with friends were stored in simple shoe boxes. Now we just store selfies in our universal high tech shoeboxes.
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Looking at a friend in the eyes when communicating is a thing of the past.
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Good friendships come with colorful stories.
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Picnics with friends are magical and rare.
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Always help out a friend if she's having car problems.
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Some friends need to consolidate their inboxes.
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When I was growing up we got excited whenever DOS had enough memory to load our games. These days, they only get excited when their Apple stocks soar.
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The one benefit of always being late to those friendship gatherings is there's a very good chance you will also be late to your own funeral.
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Maybe one fay we will stumble upon the motivation and curiosity to write a friend a letter which actually contains a few real paragraphs with no autocorrect in sight.
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Friends have been replaced with working late.
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Back in the day, my friends and I used to listen to music though one of these.
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Friends always know where to meet to discuss their next plan of attack.
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My friends used to stare at their cell phones when talking with me. Now they are staring at their watches.
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Some friends prefer dumbphones.
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Naturally, some of your friends will be a bit brighter than the pack.
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Just like friends, it takes time o find the right pair of shoes.
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Friends should not have to knock.
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A new friendship is like a blank canvas.
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Friends dig each other.
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One of my closest friends allowed me to grow a garden on top of his bachelor suite.
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Some of my more urban friends prefer concrete over grass.
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I had a lawyer friend who legally ended our friendship.
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At least once in your lifetime you will have a friend who will screw you over.
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Never judge a friend by the size of his office. But rather its character.
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Friendships without wine is like the sea without water. In the long run it just wont work.
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Only the most patient of friends will wait while you are getting ready.
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Chocolate was invented as a gift for friends.
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In some cases, friendships need to be ironed out.
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Some of my friends birthday's are a bit more difficult to get to.
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Some of my more urban friends prefer concrete over grass.
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When friendships are not properly groomed, they get hairy.
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Some friends work so hard they just need a day off.
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Good friends love to chat.
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A good friend knows how to make us smile.
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Some friends are timeless.
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Some friendships are fishy.
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Some friends know how to chill.
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In time you will become just like your friends.
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We all have at least one friend who's a genuine prick.
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Don't be so hard on friends who experience difficulty with aging gracefully.
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Sometimes, friends end up on the wrong side of the law.
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