Funny Baby Registry Poem

Funny Baby Registry Poem

Outsource to Dad

A smart baby registry,
is certainly key,
get ready for poop,
and plenty of pee.

Speaking of smart,
Baby Einstein has tunes,
start with the classics,
before she learns about moons.

Babies are cute,
but man do they poop,
use a Munchkin diaper pail,
for pebbles or soup.

But first you will need,
a good changing pad,
go soak your feet,
and outsource to dad.